kingkongtits:

typicaltitus:

boredhottie:

samkidanuengirl:

lilcoffee:

thisshitfunny:

crippledbypizza:

Do long distance relationships work at all?

No

nah

never

mines is working rn

They ^^^^ said “rn” because you know that shit won’t work.

my dad was in one for like 3 years and they’re married now

halfnasty:

this is for the females with no booty 

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(Source: cali-cocaine, via enterthewu-tang)

sweetlikesugahcane:

modestmojo:

dettolmami:

My mom just said, “Miley ah try change di world now, like she name Miley Serious”

Lmfaoooo

omggglmao