just because i blog a lot doesn’t mean i’m not out living life. tumblr is a mobile app, i can blog and fuck your bitch at the same time
job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job
me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out